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omg jfc
when i first watched this video and saw her at the end i was so pleasantly surprised i felt like i was watching a celebrity cameo appearance
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Just found out my aunt has bible study every wednesday. So idk what I’m gonna do? Probably just sit in my room. It’s gonna be extremely awkward.
Won’t be online as much! Moved to Phoenix and only have my iPod. Once my financial aid money gets here ill buy a laptop but right now I am left with nothing. It’ll be like a month before I start regularly posting stuff again
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- Interviewer: I'm sitting down with Madonna today to discuss her upcoming-
- Madonna: I'M NOT JEALOUS OF GAGA I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE KEEPS BRINGING HER UP MY WORK SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF STOP PERPETUATING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THERE I WAS BEING IRONIC.
- Interviewer: um..
- Madonna: SHE'S NOT ME AND SHE NEVER WILL BE. WHAT DID I THINK OF BORN THIS WAY? I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED EXPRESS YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAH I AM THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN. REMEMBER THAT TIME BRITNEY AND I SCISSORED AT THE VMA'S?
- Interviewer: Ok. Madonna. No. It's not ok that you're doing this. If there's anyone in the pop community you should be attempting to foster a friendship with it's lady gaga considering she's going through the same thing now, that you went through back during your Like a Prayer and Erotica eras where everyone kept undermining your artistic expression at every turn. What do you possibly stand to gain from all of this? Where is your shame?
- Madonna: *stretches her neck out in an attempt to intimidate the interviewer. screeching, she lifts her arms and a gust of wind carries her loose skin and she takes flight around the studio attempting to urinate on the interviewer. A cloud of thick dust dissipates out of what's left of her bergina.*
my mom just talking shit about me in the kitchen on the phone with my grandma saying im basically not gonna make it and they’re wondering if my aunt is gonna change her lifestyle if i live there and she’s just annoying as fuck and she needs to shut up
fucking done
